Okay first of all... I think it was cool how he laid (pardon the expression) down the rules for the press conference and didn't allow the tail (again, pardon the expression) to wag the dog. (last pardon the expression. I promise)
I especially liked the part of the statement that mentioned even though he has made mistakes his work with the children's organizations will continue. This is good news because when I first heard the news he was tapping every hottie in a short skirt within five zip codes my first thought was "I hope this doesn't affect his work with children."
To me, the statement was exactly what you'd expect and sounded like he wrote it with the Nike PR department. The major difference was he spared us the agonizing visual of his wife standing next to him in "support." I think the only reason we put up with that when politicians do it is because we're secretly hoping she'll whip out a dagger and plung it into the selfish bastard's heart to the standing ovation of every women watching.
The statement was not surprising to me and in the back of my mind I was hearing Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” scream “You can’t handle the truth" because there is no way the American public could. Imagine if Tiger walked up to the mic, shrugged and said “Hey, I’ve been a golf robot since I was five. Then one day after some success I step off the driving range and there’s boxcar full of centerfolds that want to haul my ashes. So I cut loose and got caught. Hey, I’m human, sorry.”
The thing most people, especially women, will never understand is: For a man, it is completely intoxicating to be in a position where women with have sex with you at the drop of a hat. It’s not impossible to resist but takes a near superhuman effort. Women grow up learning to deal with the constant advances of men. Men have to buy red convertibles.
Think about it. If you walked into an upscale cocktail lounge as an internationally known star with a billion dollars in your wallet don't you think the wait staff might give you a little extra service?
The reality is, to women of questionable quality a chance meeting with Tiger is like seeing a bag full of money fall out to an armored car.
I love how people say Tiger may have a “sex addiction.” All men have a sex addiction but either resist it or are not in a position to act on it because like any addiction is costs boatloads of money.
I believe Tiger is not a “sex addict.” Why do I believe this, because he got caught! Were he a sex addict he’d be way better at it. Moral issues aside, it seems to me with a billion dollars you could hide a nuclear production lab. I mean, there are unemployed mass murders the government can’t find and Tiger can’t hide a few cocktail waitresses and porn star?!
Bottom line, this is between him and his wife. He’s lucky she’s white because a black girl would have killed him or worse, started dating Bobby Brown.
Add this page
